The Beta Speech
A techy joke
When
Reception
How
Whoever the speaker is stands with a microphone and says he or she has a few words they’d like to say about the Bride and Groom. They then retrieve a memory stick from their pocket and ask for a laptop or computer. There is not one of course so they say “Looks like I have to use the Beta version” and pulls out the speech on paper or index cards.
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Balloons
Hilarious hellium fun!
When
After the reception/morning after wedding
How
Before the reception you will need to get a tank of helium and a box of condoms (non-lubricated!) When the couple are otherwise occupied blow up the condoms, tie them off with ribbon and put them in their car! Read more…
Help Me – Bridal Shower Game
A joke for the actual wedding!
When
Wedding
How
Someone close to the Groom who has access to the shoes he is wearing for the wedding needs to do this one. Get some masking tape and tear it into strips and write the words “help” on the bottom of the left shoe and “me” on the bottom of the right shoe! When the Groom kneels at the altar it will provide some comic relief.
Isn’t That Suite
Gag the newlywed’s suite
When
After the wedding
How
This can be a little tricky and has to be done by someone the Bride or Groom would never suspect of playing a trick on them! The morning of the wedding ask for the key to their hotel room explaining you will take their luggage there, or that you will look after it so it not lost. Whatever works on them.
Now you and some fellow pranksters can fill the room with various pranks for example put plastic wrap over the toilet, fill the bath tub with shaving cream, hide the bed sheets or swap them for ones that are too short, tie bells or squeaky toys to various places of the bed, buy several cheap alarm clocks and hide them around the room and set them at various times! Hide their real clothes and leave out just a g-string and panties. Have a blow up doll hidden in the closet. Read more…